[Chris Stone / Stone News Network / December 15, 2023 3:00 PM MST / 2:00 PM PST]
Most of us had bad dating experiences from time to time. But sometimes, these events are eclipsed by monumentally terrible people. Below is a snapshot of dating stories gathered from social media sites.
We hope you enjoy them as much as we did.
He took off his pants
After a first date of dinner and a movie he asked if I’d like to “have some fun”
I said No.
He apologized for overstepping himself
I told him “hey, I totally understand and it’s okay!”
Now the confusing part...he took my word “okay” as consent for “I Totally want to do sex now”
So he immediately and quickly took off his pants
Such awkwardness when I explained it was still a no.
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He stuck his fingers in my dessert, licked his fingers and did it again!! I ordered a lemon meringue pie and offered him to some, he said “no” only to then proceed to say “actually that looks good” and sticks his fingers in for a taste. Yuck
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Met at a coffee shop... Within 15 minutes I was trying to figure out how long I had to stay to be polite....
He believed he was an alien
Told me about how he has died twice
Even though he knew my ex abandoned my daughter, proceeded to be proud about how passive aggressive he was with his own kids, such as refusing to see them if they didn't want to do exactly what he wanted....
Noped outta there after about 40 minutes... 39 minutes too long....
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Started off as a date and ended up a MLM pitch. =\
On the plus side, I still have those Cutco scissors and they are decent.
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I went on a dinner date with a guy from OLD. He takes me to a tapas restaurant and proceeds to chug 3 drinks in a matter of 15 minutes. The waiter asks if I want to see a menu and he tells them no. So apparently dinner is not happening. This guy sucks and he keeps randomly interrupting me to tell me where he buys his clothes. So I excuse myself to use the bathroom and the wait staff pulls me aside and asked me if I needed help because it was looking bad. They said they will tell him I left and to stay in the kitchen watching alien vs predator until he leaves. I waited 10 minutes until he left and I went to Wendy's for a spicy chicken sandwich.
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We were both broke, so we went walking around this cute, teeny tiny country town near us, and then got McDonald's to eat in the car so we could chat some more. He almost immediately starts pressuring me for sex because he bought me a cheeseburger, so I owe him - he says. He starts getting pushy, and I say, okay, but let's go get some condoms from this gas station that's on the other of town. I drove for this date, so I take us to the gas station, and tell him to go get the condoms while I wait. I wait for him to get in the door and go a bit farther into the store before I drive off, leaving him stranded in this tiny gas station in the days before cell phones got popular, in a tiny country town with no bus service, no ride shares, and everything shuts down by 6 pm.
I know from mutual friends he made it home, but they already knew why he'd been ditched at the gas station, so no one cared about his shitty whining about it.
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Went on a date with a guy from Bumble. This date was so bad I have to put it in bulletpoint form:
He took me to a restaurant and when the waitress asked for my order, he put his hand out to cut me off and said “she’ll have a salad”
He got shots for us. My mother had just hospitalized after being hit by a negligent driver (which he was very aware of) and I told him I didn’t want him driving under the influence. He took 2 shots anyway.
When we get into the car, he puts on a gaudy gold watch. I asked why he was just putting it on now. He said, and I quote, “cause I gotta let em know!” ... let who know what????
He got us front row tickets to a baseball game (I’m not into baseball) and wanted to be on the big screen so he got on his seat and twerked every 10-15 minutes
He was in the army and his lead (not sure what his position was, my date just said he was a high ranking person) happened to be sitting just a few seats down. I could tell he was judging my date for his outrageous behavior
When my date went to the bathroom, the two ladies behind me asked if I was okay and if I felt safe. IF I FELT SAFE. That should be very telling about how crazy my date was acting.
He takes me to the beach after the game. He brought wine and a watermelon but dropped everything. Not gonna hate on him for that but ngl, it was pretty funny considering how awful everything else was on this date
It was cold on the beach so this man says “you can put my hands on my chest” and proceeds to put my hands in his shirt on his chest. What the hell.
He then tells me about all the girls he slept with at my university and told me if they were good or not
There was so much wrong with this date. He was convinced girls didn’t date him because he was short (he was about 5’4). No honey. Girls don’t date you because you’re a douche.
Edit: I left out quite a few other bad parts of the date but thought of one more worth noting. A few days after the date, he sent me a video of him singing (poorly) and shooting off a gun/using the gun as a beat against his desk. What screw went so loose in head that he thought this was sexy??
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