BY C STONE | STONE NEWS NETWORK
WARNING: THIS ARTICLE USES STRONG LANGUAGE - EDITORIAL
We could imagine the optics on this one. Jeff Bezos, completely bored out of his mind, decides to pluck Katy Perry, his fiance Lauren Sanchez, CBS host Gayle King, former NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe, scientist Amanda Nguyen, and film producer Kerianne Flynn.
Why we ask, would people go to the edge of space? Because they're rich enough, and quite frankly people, they don't' give a fuck about it.
And you know what? Bless Emily Ratajowski's heart when she herself blasted these elite morons for wasting money and the environment on yet another expensive publicity stunt.
Let's face it people, none of the crew are doing well in their careers - with the exception of Bezos, who keeps vacuuming cash from his Amazon empire.
Emily said, and I quote:
“Saying that you care about Mother Earth, and it’s about Mother Earth,” she continued, “and you’re going up in a spaceship that is built and paid for by a company that’s singlehandedly destroying the planet?”
“Look at the state of the world and think about how many resources went into putting these women into space,” she added. “For what? What was the marketing there?”
Bravo Emily.
If you were expecting some intelligent insight from the crew, don't bother. Probably the only interesting moment was when Bezos tripped outside the capsule rushing to meet his fiancé.
Right.
And you have to admit, Bezos' cock-shaped rocket ship really isn't much of a looker. Truth be told, I still believe the best rocket ever made was Saturn V, no matter what.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, let's compare Saturn V to this puny phallic symbol:
Bigger is truly better, people.
We can expect that no one except the 2 professional people onboard truly understood the risks involved in launching a rocket into space. I mean, it's literally an uncontrolled explosion funneled through ports and openings.
If anyone remembers the Challenger disaster, it's quite easy for rockets like this to explode.
But hey, it's for entertainment.
The fact is, none of these people appreciate true risk and know a damn thing about suffering in terms of money and worrying about jobs. And you can bet, as millions of Americans and people around the world were forced to hear updates on this pointless mission - that's right - pointless.
And that hatred is going to keep burning.
They launched, attained altitude, then descended back to Earth. Do you want a medal of achievement for it? Get real people. I'd likely take a flight, but not on that rocket - it would have to be Space-X due to the fact that rocket has a better safety record.
To hell with it. I think NASA should resurrect the SATURN V and bring it back to glory.
Glory indeed.
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