BY C STONE | STONE NEWS NETWORK ||| DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
Jeaninie Pirro, the interim U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, ranted on X yesterday about the $7 a month water club she is forced to pay for.
“In the United States attorney’s office, where we prosecute crime on behalf of the victims, on behalf of the people who are targeted by criminals, the U.S. attorneys as well as the staff, in order to get water, they have to join a water club,” she said, pointing out a sign on the wall beside a water cooler.
“They have to pay. It’s a dues-paying membership. And today, they asked for our patience. Why? Because we couldn’t get water delivered today,” she continued, referring to a second sign saying a delivery was expected Wednesday.
Meanwhile, several empty water jugs could be seen on the floor, off to the side.
“Now, ain’t it grand to be a part of the government?” she said sarcastically. “And I’m just thrilled to be here.”
Would someone please create a Go Fund Me for Pirro, to spare her the savage indecency of paying $7 a month for water in the office.
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